ex-POTUS* makes the same old speech and the Big Lie at CPAC today, around 3:40 pm ET

Likely there will be Daniel Dale or Aaron Rupar to tweet about the Trump blather. As for the insurrection, it was as if it had never happened. It will shock you how much … Read More

Ba'al comes to CPAC, Ted Cruz jokes about his Cancun trip

Statue of the “other guy” arrives at CPAC, the annual owning the libs festival and meat market. The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) is underway in Orlando, Florida, opening with a 2020 election … Read More

Florida man, desperate to retain ‘right’ to discriminate, defies separation of church and state

Republicans continued to invoke the Bible in their speeches in support of discrimination against the LGBTQ community Thursday. When I hear people make appeals to scripture to justify their deep-seated bigotry, I often … Read More

at CPAC, an Old Pharaoh will proclaim himself GQP leader and presumptive 2024 candidate

Old Pharaoh Trump’s going to spew more nonsense this weekend, including the Big Lie. Trump will make his first public major public appearance to grift for the next pyramid scheme. CPAC 2021 … Read More

TX-AG: Corrupt Idiot Attorney General Also Pulled A Ted Cruz (R) While Texas Froze During A Crisis

Texas really is full of dumb GOP fuckers: x NEW: Texas AG Ken Paxton left the state during the deadly power outages last week to meet with his counterpart in … Read More

bigly Trump will begin his tunt revival tour at CPAC

Let’s hope he does another two-hour snore-fest speech. “Trump to speak at CPAC conference in Florida next week: he plans to directly attack President Biden’s new immigration plan and will … Read More

Ivanka trial balloon for a senate run was always false, and Lara Trump is rated NC – serious

Ted Cruz still blames his daughters for that Cancun trip and Trump’s daddy’s girls are not quite as political as we had previous thought. Trump may have also gotten a … Read More

FL-Gov: COVID-19 Grim Reaper Lawyer Launches “Remove Ron” PAC To Take Down Idiot Trumper Governor

This is awesome: As Gov. Ron DeSantis sets his sights on a gubernatorial reelection bid in 2022, an attorney who’s been critical of the governor has launched a “Remove Ron” … Read More

Florida has a new enormous invasive predatory fish likely to devastate its freshwater ecosystem.

Native to the Amazon river basin, the Arapaima is likely the earth's largest freshwater predatory fish at 10 feet and 400 pounds, where they have lived for over five million years. … Read More

Seven people died on 1/6. Seven GOP senators voted for justice

The GQP senate is an honor-free zone with pro-wrestling byplay, save the magnificent seven dead. Mitch McConnell is doing his best to keep the reality-TV show kayfabe going. Lindsey Graham who … Read More

Do Nothing…Code for Kill em all and let God sort em out.

Republicans…..Americans…..do you not realize you are in danger.   Michael Cohen said Trump spoke and obviously acts in code.   It does not take a code expert to figure out his question to … Read More

Mike Huckabee is terrorizing America's children with 'The Kids Guide to President Trump'

My weary, rheumy eyes have seen a lot of heinous shit over the past five years. I’d like to donate my brain to science when the time comes, but I … Read More

Matthew Dowd dissects the real ills of today’s Republican Party and the insurrection's cause

Matthew Dowd gets to the core of the reason many participated in the Capitol insurrection. Many fear raising this issue in detail. Matthew Dowd gets it See full episodes here. … Read More

Rick Scott mailed me some dumb letter about the Covid money & I answered it. I usually delete.

Well, I will send one to old Rubio as well. Senator Scott,    You are an embarrassment to the people of Florida and have been for a long time. I … Read More

Brad Parscale claims Trump the Martyr will gain ‘Super Powers’ after 2nd impeachment trial

It must be the bubble-living swamp rats who will determine the badge of honor for Trump, a candidate who’s had at least five campaign managers. Then again martyrs usually die. … Read More

FL-Sen: EPIC FAIL! Rubio (R) Tries To Blame The Media For Marjorie Taylor Green's (QAnon) Rise

Fucking idiot: The Florida senator once again found himself in Twitter-roasting territory on Wednesday with his misguided tweet blaming the media for the rise of QAnon-sympathizer Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene … Read More

America's dumbest new senator can't comment on Marjorie Taylor Greene because of the weather

Tommy Tuberville, the first member of Congress to be named after the inside of his own head, is at it again. The brand-new Alabama senator is locked in an epic … Read More

DeSantis WILL run for president in 2024 IMO and you can take that as a given.

I like to study potential  presidential nominees AND their running mates.   I believed correctly Obama/Biden before President Obama picked Biden.  I believed Biden/Harris….Long before Harris even dropped out of the primaries.  … Read More

Trump team misspells 'United States' in their answer to impeachment charges, because of course

Even in exile* Donald Trump can’t stop fucking up and embarrassing the shit out of us. Whoever’s on deck this week to defend Trump in his impeachment trial (it’s either Barry … Read More

ex-POTUS* Eddie Haskell lost most demographic categories in 2020, yet still claims victory

“Trump advisers were privately reckoning with his loss even as the former president and many of his supporters engaged in a conspiracy theory-fueled effort to overturn the election.” The post-mortem, … Read More

If You Want Us to Believe You've Been Silenced, Then SHUT UP ALREADY!

Every time someone objects to the right-wing nonsense, they respond by whining we’re trying to censor them. Marjorie Taylor Greene of QAnon  asshole fame even likes to wear a mask … Read More

Publix helped fund the insurrection. Desantis hands them vaccines. Investigate !

Well, everyday I am glad we have a sane President but still suffering under an insane governor.  If you shop at Publix…Stop.   Heiress of Publix funded that mess on January … Read More

Trump-branded Manhattan properties have lost half their value since 2016

There’s that old adage about evil people doing evil things and good people standing by and doing nothing. It’s a powerful reminder that we all have to remain diligent in … Read More

Trump will capitalize on his version of the “Office of the Former President”

“Office of the Former POTUS” (F-POTUS) has a longer shelf-life than Office of the President-Elect or POTUS*-in-Exile and isn’t Trump a branding genius. I recall the equally important "Office of … Read More

Negotiating with ‘Errorist’

This morning in his latest batch of rescinded Executive Orders issued by his predecessor, President Joe Biden reinstated the rights of transgender men and women to serve in the armed … Read More

'Now they're screwed': Trump aides who stayed on through Capitol riots face impossible job search

So locking kids in cages, praising “very fine people on both sides,” shivving democracy, criminally mishandling a pandemic, and lying nonstop were not enough to make Trumpies permanent pariahs. But … Read More

So this is how Trump gets to spend his sad, lonely retirement

Normally I’d say this is overkill and/or unnecessarily rubbing salt in the wounds of a broken man, but by all appearances, Donald Trump doesn’t grasp his true place in the … Read More

Another bank cuts ties with Trump as the ex-president's unraveling continues

While I won’t be entirely happy until Donald Trump is exiled to the isle of Elba or the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (my top choice, naturally), his ineluctable slide into social … Read More

You won't believe what a business manager told me about Masks and Rules in Florida. WOW !

You will not believe what I was told by a manager in a Winn Dixie tonight.  I am so ticked off at people running around with no masks in the … Read More

the Diet Coke button's gone, Trump is golfing in Florida, and Kevin McCarthy tries to revise history

More Charlie than Kevin, McCarthy now tries to polish a turd about the insurrection, tiptoeing a fine line between Trumpists and “post-trumpist” GOP constituencies. McCarthy is just not good with … Read More

McConnell Warned About Losing Leadership Post If He Votes to Convict Trump

On the day when Republicans lost control of the US Senate, Mitch McConnell is being warned that he could be voted out as Republican leader if he votes to convict former … Read More

NRSC Chair Rick Scott's (R. FL) Field Director Already Pushing The “Biden Has Dementia” Lie

While I didn’t plan on getting back to posting election diaries until after today, I figured it was important to post this: x This was tweeted by field director of … Read More

Oh, dear, Stripes Guy and Representative Lauren Boebert (QAnon CO) are in for a spanking.

Lock them up. Call the FBI’s Tipline at 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324) x Also this guy (he stole Officer Hodges’ shield & is seen crushing him). Additional video below. https://t.co/fDLBuuoWSx pic.twitter.com/kQwlJPAxG7— Just … Read More

Trump gets no Pentagon farewell, might still get 21-gun salute and a red carpet at the airport

“For weeks Trump had been laying the groundwork to declare victory on election night even if he lost”. All he’s getting is some troops, a band, and seven guns shot … Read More

The Big Lie is another Lost Cause, but Trump will keep telling it

Even as DC is now better prepared for a “million militia march” on 20 January, the likelihood is that only the most foolhardy will lay their lives down for Trump’s … Read More

“…it's up to us to leave those instruments of our democracy at least as strong as we found them.”

Probably the last official deal crafted by Trump will be his pardon, whether of himself or by Mike Pence after Trump’s resignation with hours or minutes to spare. One wonders … Read More

Ivanka and Jared likely to be shunned from their new neighborhood's exclusive country club

Now this is how you get a Trump’s attention—peel away her unearned and undeserved social status. Vanity Fair: Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner have only been landowners in Miami’s exclusive … Read More

British journalist takes on big-time Trump supporter, who proceeds to lose her mind

Oh, how I love the British. Adam Boulton of Sky News Tonight interviewed MAGA mouse Erin Elmore, the exec director of USA Strong, following the events at the Capitol, and … Read More

Officials appeal for the public's help in locating whoever carved the word TRUMP in a Manatee's back

Florida’s iconic and beloved manatees are not immune to the cruelty of Trumpists.  In the Homosassa River North of Tampa, a manatee was found with injuries to its back. The word … Read More

Florida man who stole Nancy Pelosi's podium arrested on federal warrant

Yes, this dude was from Florida, because 2020 just does not want to let go. It’s okay, 2020. Shhhh. It will be all right. Go to the light. 2021 is … Read More

Florida man who stole Nancy Pelosi's podium arrested

Yes, this dude was from Florida, because 2020 just does not want to let go. It’s okay, 2020. Shhhh. It will be all right. Go to the light. 2021 is … Read More

pipe bombs dropped at DNC and RNC headquarters in DC

There was an attack on the seat of government complete with feces left by some of the insurrectionists. Because Trump must be declared the winner of something, something. Fortunately there was … Read More

In wake of Capitol siege, 'radioactive' Ivanka and Jared are losing their few remaining friends

Vanity Fair’s Emily Jane Fox has a dispatch from Jared and Ivanka’s World. (It’s the same world as yours, but without all that accountability and ability to feel shame and … Read More

Conservative National Review: 'Blame Everything, but Especially Trump'

So did anything newsworthy happen last night? I was screaming at absinthe fairies until 4 a.m. Wasn’t there some election in one of those deep-red states or something? Oh, I … Read More

We have Navy and Cruise Ships. Why are they not in California as hospitals?

Why can the government use imminent domain to seize land but not use these ships for emergency life saving measures in California and overwhelmed coastal areas?  This no room at … Read More

GA-Sen B: Kelly Loeffler (R) Becomes The 12th GOP Traitor In The Senate To Vote Against Democracy

From The Huffington Post: Republican Sen. Kelly Loeffler, one day before her closely watched Georgia Senate runoff, announced Monday she’s joining the coalition of GOP senators objecting to this week’s … Read More

Devin Nunes is the first Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient to lose lawsuit to a fake cow

Another Trump-Russia participation trophy, because Devin was so stupid he won’t get an indictment until Trump leaves office. x What’s the over/under thar Trump will award himself the Medal? pic.twitter.com/vl1Rzws2Ny— … Read More