Two armed children engaged in violent AK-47 shootout with Florida police

A 12-year-old boy with an AK-47 and a 14-year-old girl were arrested after allegedly shooting at cops while boasting “it’s like Grand Theft Auto.” Florida authorities said two armed children … Read More

Mike Huckabee is terrorizing America's children with 'The Kids Guide to President Trump'

My weary, rheumy eyes have seen a lot of heinous shit over the past five years. I’d like to donate my brain to science when the time comes, but I … Read More

Melania tries to turn story time at children's hospital into a Trumpian superspreader event

Johnny Virus-seed and his wife, Malaria, have done all they can to spread Christmas cheer and COVID in the past couple of months, and just because we’re about to shove … Read More

Caravans! South American caravans are back! Hide your children and gold doubloons!

So what will the new conservative boogeyman be now that Republicans are finally starting to accept that Donald Trump is a lame duck à l'orange?  Well, conservative media have always … Read More

Cain (RIP) sacrificed himself for Trump. My grandparents, my children will not.

Trump held his hate rally on June 20th at Tulsa.  Trump had workers remove “Please don’t sit here” stickers on the seats to discourage social distancing. He demanded a packed … Read More

Senator John Cornyn on COVID-19: “We Still Don't Know Whether Children Can Get It and Transmit It.”

I am not sure if this is just general stupidity on his part or if Republican Senator John Cornyn of Texas is just doing Trump’s bidding when it comes to … Read More

TX-Sen: John Cornyn (R) Says We Still Don't Know If Children Can Get & Transmit COVID-19. We Do.

You have got to be kidding me: When asked about the safety of Texas students and teachers returning to classrooms, U.S. Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) appeared to question whether children … Read More

Hungry, very cold, and no contact with parents. Merry Christmas to our caged children

Please, tell me more about the phony war on Christmas, and how traumatizing it is for you to see black Santas, Holiday Trees, or someone trying to wish you good tidings … Read More

Lt. Col. Vindman would have protected the children and athletes who 'Gym' Jordan ignored

Convicted child sex abuser Jerry Sandusky recently sought a lighter prison sentence for his 45-count conviction in 2012. The former Penn State assistant football coach still vehemently declares his innocence to the … Read More

Migrant children in private detention center removed under the cover of darkness-destination unknown

The children were removed under the guise of a hurricane. To be clear. Miami is not under a hurricane watch or warning, nor is any of South Florida in “the … Read More