Dr. Birx now tries to say she was a victim. No, she was deadly complicit
CNN is airing a special where all of these doctors in the Trump administration are finally speaking out about the abuse and chaos that reigned...
Dr. Joey “Don't Say Gay” Hensley (TN Senate R) tries more mischief for KKK founder bust
A noted piece of work, State Senator Hensley, a Sons of Confederate Veterans member, decided there were so many new ways to get a KKK founder’s statue...
GOP senator tries to take credit for COVID relief bill he most definitely voted against
Yeah, this was easy enough to predict. Part of voting against a COVID relief measure that polls better than dolphins riding glitter-farting unicorns on enchanted...
Trump tries to burn his SAG card before they take it away. “You have done nothing for me.”
Darn those performances in Zoolander and Home Alone 2. Trump again shrinks in media prominence to Reagan, because failing to get the POTUS* role in the Sharknado franchise is Trump’s actual...
FL-Sen: EPIC FAIL! Rubio (R) Tries To Blame The Media For Marjorie Taylor Green's (QAnon) Rise
Fucking idiot: The Florida senator once again found himself in Twitter-roasting territory on Wednesday with his misguided tweet blaming the media for the rise of...
State of Oklahoma Tries to Recover $2 Million Wasted on Hydroxychloroquine
www.msn.com/… The Mike Hunter, Attorney General. of Oklahoma is trying to get back $2 million the state paid to acquire a supply of hydroxychloroquine, one of the favorite...
the Diet Coke button's gone, Trump is golfing in Florida, and Kevin McCarthy tries to revise history
More Charlie than Kevin, McCarthy now tries to polish a turd about the insurrection, tiptoeing a fine line between Trumpists and “post-trumpist” GOP constituencies. McCarthy...
Trump tries to sock-puppet Twitter as social media compels him to threaten a new platform
Darn that Big Tech, it’s like the Deep State decided to merge with it and become mega-kleptocracy. Appropriately the new platform could be called “Trump”,...
President Trump Tries to Overthrow the Government (Audio)
The President wants the Georgia Attorney General to "find" 11k votes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hrN0cP58Y
How scared are they? Trump tries to declare Georgia Senate runoff 'illegal and invalid'
Typically, a Republican incumbent in Georgia should be a shoo-in for re-election, especially in a special election. Not this time. Early voting has been enormous...
goodness gracious, great balls of autogolpe as Trump tries to blame China for the Russian Hack
If his puckered lips are moving, he’s lying, but the circular limit to that lie is that Ivanka has Chinese trademarks for, …. wait for...
Melania tries to turn story time at children's hospital into a Trumpian superspreader event
Johnny Virus-seed and his wife, Malaria, have done all they can to spread Christmas cheer and COVID in the past couple of months, and just...
RNC Chair Tries Catch-22 in Michigan
RNC Chair Ronna [formerly Romney] McDaniel and the Michigan Republican chair are trying more chicanery in Michigan today: they want certification put off until an...
Ivanka tries for the Low-Info, High-Disinformation voters before she flees to NYC
Ivanka and her brother retweeted an edited video of a violent right-wing perpetrator left over from yesterday’s Unite the Right 2.0 MAGA demo. An unedited version of...
“Michigan's 'Man of the Year'” comes to Michigan, tries to incite violence
Trump’s now doing shtick at his virus-fests, focusing on grievance and culture-war nonsense, nearly promising Michiganders that he’ll not visit Minnesota if he loses the...
GA-Sen B: Kelly Loeffler (R) Tries To Blame China For Giving Trump COVID-19
She’s so fucking awful: xRemember: China gave this virus to our President @realDonaldTrump and First Lady @FLOTUS. WE MUST HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.— Kelly Loeffler (@KLoeffler)...
TX-Sen: GOP Tries To Label MJ Hegar (D) As “Radical” For Having Tattoos That Cover Her Battle Wounds
That’s pathetic: The Texans for a Conservative Majority, a political action committee that supported other Republican super PACs, superimposed a photo of Democrat MJ Hegar...
CO-Sen: Cory Gardner (R) Tries To Blame Public Health Experts Of Politicizing The Pandemic
Of course he would: In some of his most candid remarks to date about the coronavirus pandemic, U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner told a conservative crowd that public health advice...
Fox, after confirming #LoserSuckergate, tries cleanup. Mayor Pete stopped them.
I rescind my belief that Democratic politicians shouldn’t go on Fox under any circumstances. Mayor Pete forced their brainwashed viewers to confront reality. Most rightwing outlets...
Trump tries to cut federal funds to “lawless zones”, like his sanctuary city threats, it's a stunt
Like the fantasy airline flights filled with numerous thugs, the delusional election stunts continue. The riff here is on “autonomous zones”. xThis is the latest attempt...
ME-Sen: Maine GOP Head Says Susan Collins (R) Supports Trump Even As She Tries To Run Away From Him
So this happened earlier today: Republican Sen. Susan Collins, who is fighting to keep her Senate seat in one of the country’s most notable races,...
GOP tries to rewrite history yet again for Trump's pandemic incompetence and inaction
The GOP keeps trying to rewrite history as a quarter-million deaths lie ahead with a failed policy, as if any death toll could be spun positively....
Trump tries to distance himself from 'We Build the Wall,' but 'We Kept the Receipts'
So many people have been coffee boy’d by Donald Trump, you have to seriously wonder how much caffeine a person can safely consume before bleeding...
Trump's brain glitches as he tries to pronounce the name of one of America's greatest parks
The Keebler elf who remotely controls Trump from atop an enchanted toadstool is tripping balls again. https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1290663954419798016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw TRUMP: “When they gaze upon Yo-semites, Yosemenites, towering sequoias.”...
New record high in US COVID cases, Trump administration tries to divert CDC data
Trump continues to ignore the COVID-19 crisis, trying pathetically to divert attention with cranes, weights reminding us of the Python 16 tons, and trucks. because this...
NC-Sen: Thom Tillis (R) Tries To Blame Hispanics For North Carolina's COVID-19 Surge
What a fucking moron: Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina said Hispanics in his state have higher rates of coronavirus and are less likely to social...
Trump now tries to do campaign speeches from South Lawn disguised as stand-up comedy show & tell
More Trump shtick, recycling old material, but he still loves trucks. The president is ranting about shower heads, dishwashers, and light bulbs. Now Fox News is...
Trump tries to save the confederacy using QAnon because it fits his dominionist pandering
Trump wants Confederate spectacles, why else try to attack NASCAR because of its flag ban. The ultimate Confederate spectacle is the resilience of the lost cause...
Trump tries to kill ACA during COVID-19: “You don't have to kill people” in the Trump second term
The unhingery continues with four months left. Trump’s doubling down on positions seems typical but has now moved to places that seem more like a...
Presumptuous white woman tries to stop man from painting Black Lives Matter on his own home
She assumes the home isn’t his. It gets tiring. Is there any wonder the blood pressure of POCs is higher in the aggregate? This woman’s disrespect...
Still no national testing strategy as mask-free Trump tries to wipe away all federal regulations
The chaos continues as we’re only just beginning the scorched earth campaign on the way to the bunker. 167 days to go. https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/1262737788706918400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1262828680943939586?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw https://twitter.com/pescami/status/1262966439557894144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw...
Trump tries to spin dead bodies, because jobs are more important than dying
All that remains from Trump is virtue signaling: ignore deaths, go back to work, you’ll be a warrior, and we’ll give you a flyover. https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1260627664995586048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw...
SC-Sen: Pathetic Coward Lindsey Graham (R) Tries To Throw Dr. Fauci Under The Bus On “The View”
For whatever reason, The View had Trump ass kisser, U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R. SC) on as their guest. Of course he parroted Trump by...
Procoronavirus Rally Organized By Matt Bevin Crony Tries To Disrupt Governor Beshear's Update.
The Louisville Courier-Journal editorial board called it a “procoronavirus” protest rally that occured yesterday in Frankfort. Joseph Gerth just called them “idiots.” I think both...
Trump tries to bully GM and Ford into making ventilators 'FAST!!!!!!' — via Twitter, of course
He does realize he has the authority to order companies to do this kind of thing, right? Like, through regular government channels other than Twitter...
Trump Market drops to lowest day of all time as he tries to shift blame again
Remember that it’s a feature of the Trump regime that other opportunism will operate in the background such as his attempts to personally profit from...
Trumpist wacko tries to disrupt reporter's live shot on Capitol Hill after the impeachment vote
Much like a Woody Allen satire of nouvelle vague cinematography, a Trumpist bystander tried to interrupt the Capitol Hill reporting of MSNBC’s Garrett Haake. Haake’s crew did...
Louie Gohmert tries to sneak the whistleblower's name into the Congressional record
America’s stupidest congressional representative decided to test his ethical responsibility. https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1204960192011608065? Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) on Wednesday night publicly named a person that some Republicans...
Liz Cheney tries to prove she can be just as racist and petty as Trump
If I were Dick Cheney’s spawn I’d spend the rest of my life apologizing to people — both for the war crimes and for curdling a...
Senator Ron Johnson tries to do CYA for Individual-1
The oddest disinformation so far has been a series of Ron Johnson media appearances that attempt to discredit Alexander Vindman. https://twitter.com/Journo_Christal/status/1196552776547000321? https://twitter.com/politico/status/1196582622614491137? Sen. Ron Johnson...
Arms for Dirt: Trump tries to harass witnesses prior to a week of testimony
Individual-1 cannot learn that his rage tweeting might have consequences, even after a disastrous Friday of testimony where a GOP stunt failed at the House...
Ukraine floodgates open and Fox News tries to discredit everyone—but it won't work
Will playing whac-a-mole help save the Trump presidency? That's what Fox News and Donald Trump defenders have been reduced to in recent weeks as the...
Sondland tries to avoid perjury … Volker shows Trump and Insidious R.U.D.Y. wanted quid pro quo
Don and Rudy were fully engaged in the shakedown, and the Amigos were instrumental. CNN reports that Pompeo agreed in Congressional testimony about the now...
Treasonous cowpoke staffer tries to leak the Arms for Dirt whistleblower's name
Holy Cow Patties, we didn’t even hear a peep from Devin during the storming of the SCIF, but he’s been a busy cowpoke. https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1188969599561322496? A...
“Trump tries to give Kamala Harris lessons in How To Be a Black Person”
https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/1188085038153383936? Only Trump could give a speech at an HBCU where less than 10 students were allowed to attend, because it was another stunt. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1188067369501052929? https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1188077179206287360?...
more lawbreaking in the Oval Office as Trump tries to out the whistleblower
x#WATCH: Trump: "We're trying to find out" who the Whistleblower is.Outing their identity would be a felony, punishable by up to 3 yrs in prison.As...
Trump tries to flip Minnesota with yet another campaign rally
Trump is at the Minneapolis Target Center tonight for yet another campaign rally. Below is the Daniel Dale tweet thread in anticipation of another even...
Trump Tries to Steer Border Wall Contracts to Major Republican Donor
www.washingtonpost.com/… The Washington Post is reporting that Donald Trump has repeated and personally tried to have the US Corps of Engineers award contracts to build...
