Aldous Pennyfarthing
For some reason I don’t have complete faith in this vote audit they’re performing in Arizona. For...
January6
No one has ever tried to have me killed before (that I know of), but if someone...
Kevin McCarthy can't answer direct questions about Jan. 6 because the Eye of Sour-Don is watching
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News Corpse
Republicans desperately want you to forget the events of Jan. 6 and their aftermath. Unfortunately, the guy who...
Insurrectionist experiences 'shock' over being held with people accused of 'inner city crimes'
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I’ve never seen so many snowflakes in my life, and I grew up in Wisconsin. It’s still...
the previous guy's insurrectionists hoped for a Tet offensive that would force the US to surrender
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annieli
Military-style direct action to disrupt legal elections was the operational frame for a deluded Trumpist vanguard on...
Hey, I get it. If I’d tried to overthrow the legitimate government of the United States, I...
dankoh
The once and current Malignant Mangoturd fired Defense Secretary Mark Esper right after the election so he...
I never thought to hear such snark from someone as genteel as Merrick Garland. And maybe he...
Trump team misspells 'United States' in their answer to impeachment charges, because of course
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Even in exile* Donald Trump can’t stop fucking up and embarrassing the shit out of us. Whoever’s on...
I’ve been white my whole life (and, believe me, it’s never been this embarrassing), so I understand...
So this story requires a rudimentary understanding of two completely unrelated news items: 1) The weird GameStop stock manipulation...
Kevin McCarthy: Trump bears some responsibility for Capitol riot, but so do you, you snowflake lib
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Mr. Naiveté is here to tell you he thought maybe, just maybe, the very people who suffered the...
Ivanka and Jared likely to be shunned from their new neighborhood's exclusive country club
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Now this is how you get a Trump’s attention—peel away her unearned and undeserved social status. Vanity...
Schaden-Friday is a bit lower-key this week, thanks to our being collectively terrorized by the Ocher Uprising....
In wake of Capitol siege, 'radioactive' Ivanka and Jared are losing their few remaining friends
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Vanity Fair’s Emily Jane Fox has a dispatch from Jared and Ivanka’s World. (It’s the same world...
Former WH Chief of Staff John Kelly says he'd vote to remove Trump if he were still in Cabinet
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Why do these guys always find their spines when they’re outside Trump’s orbit? (To be frank, everyone...
Trump has told aides he wants to pardon himself, and he reportedly enjoyed the scenes of rioting
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Not sure how this will fly after yesterday’s events, but here it is. The worst person in...
Congressional Republicans have savagely beclowned themselves throughout the Trump era. I thought the worst degradation would be...
