Florida man who stole Nancy Pelosi's podium arrested on federal warrant
Yes, this dude was from Florida, because 2020 just does not want to let go. It’s okay, 2020. Shhhh. It will be all right. Go to the light. 2021 is … Read More
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Florida man who stole Nancy Pelosi's podium arrested
Yes, this dude was from Florida, because 2020 just does not want to let go. It’s okay, 2020. Shhhh. It will be all right. Go to the light. 2021 is … Read More
a chickenized economy, gigging work everywhere
Industry concentration and monopolization have become boring and technical so the exploitation of labor now gets a meme-term from Zephyr Teachout that sounds more like a QAnon conspiracy: chickenization. COVID-19 does have … Read More
Here's what Trump did on his France trip instead of honoring our fallen soldiers
If you said “turning someone else into a sucker,” you’re a winner. Come pick up your complimentary case of Zima and two Alvin Styczynski tickets. The Daily Beast: While strolling around … Read More
Donald Trump thinks his autograph is worth $10,000
I can’t imagine anything that would actually be more valuable if Donald Trump signed it. Not a photo, not a baseball, not Stormy Daniels’ boob. Well, his resignation. That I’d … Read More
Le Petomane Trump’s line between real and fake Americans excludes urban people of all sorts
“Work, work, work, work, work, work, work. (turns to the bosom of a female staffer) Hello boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you! Gentlemen, affairs of state must take precedent over… affairs of state.” Trump is truly Le … Read More
Praise Yeezus
The Republican Party is falsely worshiping at the Yeezy clad feet of new ecclesiastic fundamentalism, all hail Kanye West. Mr. West is the subject of daily jokes and has become … Read More
Hold your Bible like Trump, what a new trend for the red-capped rally masses
(Holding up a Bible in 2015) I meant to buy Greenland. I meant to propose nuking hurricanes. I meant to set myself up for ridicule and contempt by posing awkwardly … Read More
Retired four-star admiral: 100 percent chance that Trump got played by North Korea
So there was no Christmas “gift” as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un warned, but the situation on the Korean Peninsula remains decidedly unsettled. And if I didn’t know Trump … Read More
Farmers are reportedly running out of patience with Trump and his trade war
I wouldn’t be so sure about farm country coming out in droves for Donald J. Trump in 2020. Many farmers wanted Trump to get tough on China, but the guy … Read More
Now you can get a Trump-signed Bible for just $525 … and all your dignity
Yup, this is what the end of the world looks like. It’s not enough that the most slovenly, squalid, spiteful sinner on God’s green Earth was desecrating Bibles last week. … Read More
