So Trump just retweeted an account that makes fun of his hatred of sharks

For my money, this is still the greatest paragraph ever written in the English — or likely any other — language. And, as you’ve probably already guessed, it’s from Stormy Daniels’ interview with InTouch: But he was a little distracted by the TV. “The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever….

Hannity's brown-nosing of Trump may win him a congressional subpoena

Sean Hannity long ago ceded his soul to Donald Trump in exchange for access and an eternity spent as Satan’s go-to ass loofah. But now it looks like his pusillanimity may actually cause him trouble in this earthly realm. In an interview with DJT last night, Hannity was eager to prostrate himself further, and so…

So just to be clear …

The Republicans’ line of questioning during this hearing seems to be singularly focused on demonstrating that Michael Cohen is a total sleaze, liar, and fraud. He worked for Donald Trump for 10 years. We’re supposed to believe all this sleaze was conducted only on his own behalf, and never to benefit Donald Trump — and that…

Trump is convinced his 'Horseface' tweet was brilliant

Okay, Li’l Donny. Whatever you say.  From The Daily Beast: Donald Trump caught various West Wing officials off-guard on Tuesday when he decided to describe the woman alleging that they’d had an affair as having a “horseface.” But privately, the president not only thought that it was strategically smart to go after the adult film…

Trump's '60 Minutes' interview was a ratings disaster

In March, when 60 Minutes interviewed Trump bête noire Stormy Daniels, the show drew 22 million viewers. By comparison, Trump’s Sunday interview with the news magazine garnered a little more than half that — 11.3 million. Given that he’s the president of the United States, you’d think his viewership would, well, mushroom, but no. Seems people…

Russian state TV weighs in on mushroom-penis-gate

Julia Davis is a Russia media analyst who monitors the country’s television broadcasts. And it turns out she’s dug up morel disgusting shiitake for us to chew on. Seems Russian state TV is skeptical about Stormy Daniels’ recent allegation that Trump’s toadstool is far too small to satisfy a woman or safely house Jeff Sessions. And, perhaps fearing that…

Oof! Stormy Daniels to release new book a month before midterms

Not sure if we need more details on Stormy Daniels’ “relationship” with Donald Trump (were the pages of that Forbes she spanked him with stuck together? exactly which species of shark does he hate the most?) but, alas, you’re going to get them. With Bob Woodward’s Fear taking up all the oxygen in the media troposphere these days,…

Apparently, Trump thinks that EVERYBODY is Stormy Daniels now.

Q: What do Stormy Daniels and soy bean farmers have in common?   A: They both got schlonged by Donald Trump The story is like a cross between a Mel Brooks movie and a Steve Martin movie, we'll call it Young Jerkinstein. An aging, dumpy, philandering faux billionaire, with the class and intellect of a…