Remember when Donald Trump was “Individual 1”? Those were the days — before he became “President Tens of Thousands of Unnecessary Deaths.”
Well, it turns out Trump really is a businessman. He can do a cost-benefit analysis like a champ — so long as it relates to hiding porn-star sex from his wife.
So Michael Cohen wrote a book, and it combines the two things Trump hates most in the world — the truth about Donald Trump and reading.