Peter Navarro: 'We're all tired of this politicization of the China virus'

Peter Navarro, the Trump administration trade adviser whom Jared Kushner found on Amazon.com (the same place I’ve been vainly searching for a one-bedroom tauntaun carcass to hide in for the next four years in case Trump somehow wins again) wants y’all to stop politicizing the, erm, China virus, folks! This morning, he was on Fox &…

The Trump cult's top lieutenants now have their own uniforms

Hey, at least these bizarre Team Trump unis aren’t tan, because that would be an outrage. Nothing says fiercely independent like advertising Trump-branded merchandise on national television. It would be just slightly more dignified if Lindsey Graham and Mark Meadows tried to rope Brian Kilmeade into selling Herbalife to his friends and colleagues. He looks to…

Good lord, the Dear Leader cult has colonized Planet Cray-Cray

What on God’s green Earth could possibly account for such uncommon unhingery? x On Fox & Friends, Ainsley Earhardt says Trump never loses his temper and always answers when reporters ask him tough questions. Wow— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) February 4, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> EARHARDT: “Donald Trump says some things and he will go after…

Geraldo wants to beat up 'rotten snitch' whistleblower for Trump

When Fox & Friends wants to ratchet up the rank stupidity a notch or two, they recall Geraldo Rivera from the Smithsonian’s Hall of Old-Timey Mustaches and put him on the air for a few minutes of fatuous, barking-mad pseudo-tough talk. And he doesn’t disappoint. This morning, he claimed he wanted to beat up the…

Fox News host: 'Donald Trump can outwork anyone'

Do NOT sip coffee before reading this. You’ve been warned. Rachel Campos-Duffy was on the weekend version of Fox & Friends yesterday (which is just as dumb as the regular Fox & Friends, but with no Brian Kilmeade to make the brain farts extra pungent). Anyway, she appeared on the show with her husband, Rep. Sean…

Giuliani burns Trump's excuse for hiding his taxes

Rudy Giuliani has to be the worst lawyer in the world … especially when his clients are criminals. You’d be better off buying a Magic 8-Ball, drinking the liquid inside, and hoping you hallucinate some decent legal advice than you would hiring this hairless magenta clown schwantz. And today, once again, he asserted his incompetence during…

Fox & Friends host: Mary Magdalene brought Jesus' crown of thorns to Paris

Oh, the things you can learn from Fox News. For instance, “Santa Claus is white.” “Donald Trump is a normal human being.” And now — just in time for Easter! — “Mary Magdalene brought Jesus’ crown of thorns to (wait for it!) Paris!” x Yes, @ainsleyearhardt actually DID say Mary Magdalene brought Jesus' Crown of Thorns…