Apparently, Rudy Giuliani’s seminar on “How to Get COVID Without Really Trying” is complete. He has it. Apparently, crazy pills do not ward off viruses.

NBC News:

President Donald Trump announced Sunday that former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who has led the president’s efforts to overturn last month’s election, has tested positive for Covid-19.

“Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!” Trump wrote on Twitter.

Giuliani, serving as Trump’s lawyer, has crisscrossed the country in recent days pushing his client’s still-unverified claims of voter fraud. He most recently appeared maskless during a meeting with Georgia lawmakers Thursday.

Rudy has done everything in his limited power to expose himself to the virus and further Trump’s “herd mentality/immunity” strategy. So this isn’t much of a surprise.

Maybe this woman can tell him where all the hidden Illuminati vaccines are:

Or maybe he can just shut the fuck up now.

So crazy that it always seems to be Republicans who come down with COVID. Must be a deep-state plot to undermine Donald Trump.

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  • December 6, 2020