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Hoo-boy, the Trump kids are doing their level best to embarrass themselves the past few days.

Yesterday, a video of Ivanka Trump attempting to speak authoritatively about something other than handbags went viral.

And now Eric Trump is tweeting nonsense.

Care to go for the trifecta, Don Jr.? Or maybe Tiffany wants to get in a Twitter flame war with the director-general of CERN over the mass and electrical charge of the Higgs boson. 


There are several things wrong with this tweet.

Most obvious, Barack Obama wasn’t president in 2008. Derp!

Secondly, Donald Trump hasn’t accomplished anything with respect to North Korea — except make the ground shake underneath his feet, apparently. He’s given Kim Jong Un a lifetime’s worth of propaganda, but that’s not keeping America great. That’s making Kim Jong Un “greater.”

And finally, the contrast with Obama in these photos isn’t really helping Trump. Obama looks appropriately stoic and presidential and Trump looks like Augustus Gloop on a playdate with Violet Beauregarde after she chewed the blueberry gum.

So, yeah, another big-time fail.

You can do it, Don Jr.! Let the stupid flow through you. All you have to do is try.

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  • July 1, 2019