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Ivanka Saves Yalta Summit!

Historians were dumbfounded when newly uncovered evidence proved that the Yalta summit which defined post-World War II Europe was on the verge of failing when Ivanka Trump, who had dodged Nazi flak to parachute in, saved the day at the last minute. Reports that she accepted a Hero of the Soviet Union medal from Stalin cannot be confirmed at this time.

Ivanka had previously been credited with negotiating the Peace of Westphalia that ended the Thirty Years’ War, convincing George III to recognize American independence, explaining to Bismarck the concept of Realpolitik, and persuading Anwar Sadat to make peace with Israel. She has said that her one regret is that she could not persuade the Allies to accept Woodrow Wilson’s Fourteen Points at the Versailles summit after World War I.

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