Don Jr. excoriates his dad in new MeidasTouch ad

I can only assume Junior was actually trying to drag Joe Biden, but everything he says fits the ocher abomination to a T.  Watch: x Don Jr. gives a damning description of his corrupt father courtesy of @MeidasTouch 🔥#ByeDonJr pic.twitter.com/8wNcUJwLOF— Eleven Films (@Eleven_Films) July 14, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> I don’t know if you can run…

This new Donald Trump Jr. book cover is eminently mockable

x Do you think we should tell @DonaldJTrumpJr that there’s a typo on his book cover? He means “the Democrats’ defense of the indefensible.” pic.twitter.com/SVSEiThDjn— Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg) July 11, 2020 Here’s a screen grab in case you can’t read the tweet: Thing 1: There’s a grammatical error … on the fucking cover. It should…

Donald Trump Jr. rushes to the defense of Karen cop who didn't get her McDonald's promptly enough

With everything that’s going on right now, somehow this is the bee under Donald Trump Jr.’s bonnet.  (The second embedded video will play without bringing you to another page.) x 🚨🚨🚨Disgusting what’s going on right now. https://t.co/nRIrV47YVK — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 17, 2020 x Stacey who has been a cop for 15 yrs went…

Howard Stern shreds Don Jr. with exaggerated 'praise'

Last week, shock jock Howard Stern affronted a horde of MAGA dipshits when he stated the obvious: Donald Trump couldn’t care less about them. On his Sirius XM radio show, Stern said, “The oddity in all of this is the people Trump despises most, love him the most” and “The people who are voting for Trump for…

MI-Sen: The Daily Beast, “John James (R) Chastises Trump and Then Fundraises With Don Jr.”

More great work from Lachlan Markay at The Daily Beast: x Great to spend some time this afternoon with @DonaldJTrumpJr and @mschlapp to talk about why business and battle-tested leadership is so critical for our nation right now. Thank you all who joined the discussion today! 🇺🇸 #LetsFlyMI pic.twitter.com/svjPcz7dko— John James (@JohnJamesMI) May 18, 2020…

Trump Junior endorses Al-Qaeda because Dad's polling 'like a dog'

With his dad polling behind in a bunch of states, the spawn does drift far from the roe. x thanks to fox news for getting “Usama bin Laden” to trend. the president who gave the order to kill him has endorsed joe biden. pic.twitter.com/0XyyD0b8Tg— Oliver Willis (@owillis) April 23, 2020 x Fox News launches Osama…

Donald Trump Jr. wants to murder an Alaskan bear for some reason

I really wish Donald Trump Jr. were restricted to shooting at living things that are less intelligent than he. That would pretty much leave bivalve mollusks and his own foot fungus, and I wouldn’t mind watching him shoot himself in the foot literally for once. According to a story in The Guardian, Trump Jr. was…

The Trump cult's top lieutenants now have their own uniforms

Hey, at least these bizarre Team Trump unis aren’t tan, because that would be an outrage. Nothing says fiercely independent like advertising Trump-branded merchandise on national television. It would be just slightly more dignified if Lindsey Graham and Mark Meadows tried to rope Brian Kilmeade into selling Herbalife to his friends and colleagues. He looks to…

Pranksters paste Trump Jr. recruitment posters on Armed Forces Career Center

This is the pick-me-up you need today: Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler, a comedy duo known as The Good Liars, pasted that poster to the front of the Armed Forces Career Center in Brooklyn in the wake of Trump Sr.’s Iran saber-rattling. In an Instagram caption, the two wrote, “We put up some #honestsigns at the Army Recruitment…

Donald Trump Jr. poses with AR-15 featuring pic of Hillary in prison

There’s something seriously wrong with this kid. At least he was at “the range” and not firing from an armored Humvee at narcoleptic mountain gorillas or something. In a provocative stupid-as-shit Instagram post on Sunday, Donald Trump Jr. was shown posing with an AR-15 featuring a cartoon drawing of Hillary Clinton in prison: The gun…

Ah say failson culture, son…

Darn those portmanteaus and neologisms. “…failson status is earned through a display of equal parts incompetence, stupidity, and arrogance.” Don Jr. is no Prince Andrew. Read me on the failsons of trumpworld in @thedailybeast https://t.co/jKdwuHbCGY — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) November 30, 2019 Donald Trump, Jr. cruised into the Thanksgiving weekend on the heels of an…