Apparently, Donald Trump Jr. has the self-awareness of a sea pineapple’s sphincter. (Do sea pineapples have sphincters? I’ll just say they do, because it’s 2019, and you can say whatever you want now, apparently. Go ahead, […]
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Group aligned with Don Jr. reportedly buying stake in OAN: 'Trump is really aiming to take down Fox'
Mnuchin says doing business with foreigners is okay for Trump's family, but not Biden's
Steve Mental Munchkin was on State of the Union with Jake Tapper this morning when, out of nowhere, the feculent fumes of rank hypocrisy suddenly filled the studio. Attempting to defend Trump’s clearly impeachable attempt to strong-arm Ukraine’s […]
KY-Gov: Mother Jones, “He’s Scott Walker’s politics with Paul LePage’s mouth.”
Mother Jones has a pretty brutal piece about Governor Matt Bevin (R. KY) why being a complete asshole might cost him re-election despite being the Governor of a deep red state: For Bevin, winning a […]
Check out this very, very sad turnout at Donald Trump Jr. event in Kentucky
Please clap … Ryland Barton is a statehouse reporter for Kentucky Public Radio, and he’s got the scoop from today’s “Puppet Show and Donald Trump Jr.” event in Pikeville, Kentucky: x Organizers have asked the audience to move […]
Can Trump’s Words Incite Violence?
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We need to get rid of Cyrus Vance Jr.
I don’t care that he is a Democrat. Being District Attorney of New York County (what the island of Manhattan is called as a county — as a borough of NYC it is Manhattan) is […]
Trump throws Don Jr. and Eric under the bus
Who wouldn’t Donald Trump throw under the bus? He just pointed two grubby little index fingers at his sons. Would he turn Melania over to ICE? Would he cut Barron open like a tauntaun if […]
Eric Trump apparently thinks Obama was president in 2008
Hoo-boy, the Trump kids are doing their level best to embarrass themselves the past few days. Yesterday, a video of Ivanka Trump attempting to speak authoritatively about something other than handbags went viral. And now Eric […]
Justin Amash scorches Don Jr., bakes his ashes into a scone, and eats it with a dollop of marmalade
I’m not one to speak well of a Republican — particularly a Tea Party Republican — but Rep. Justin Amash at least knows how to read a report and draw some glaringly obvious conclusions. And because […]
Like father, like sons: Eric and Don Jr. reportedly skipped out on Irish pub bill
During their recent trip overseas, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. actually managed to find a small patch of land where they were welcome. According to The Irish Post, the two drew praise from at least […]
The lid is off of the can
I used to have a favorite pet phrase when I was raising my kids. They’d do something goofy,and I’d tell friends, “You buy ‘em shoes, you dress ‘em up nice, you give ‘em breakfast, you […]
SJC Chairman tells Don Jr. to Ignore Senate Intel Subpoena
Lindsay Graham, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, the committee that passes on judges and Attorneys General, the committee that is the bedrock of the rule of law, is telling Don Jr. to ignore […]
Vanity Fair: Trump's polling is 'very bad'; 'they're going to have a big problem with female voters'
The redoubtable Gabriel Sherman posted another of his patented White House colonoscopy vids at Vanity Fair today. He reiterates the new conventional wisdom — expressed in two bombshell stories from The New York Times and Washington Post […]
Donald Trump Jr. retweets a tweet saying Cohen had no reason to lie
Didn’t Michael Cohen just say Trump thinks his son has the worst judgment in the world? Guess he’s right. So yesterday, Junior retweeted this: x Incredible to see all the hubris drained from Cohen. I've […]
The answer is really quite simple.
Q: What do Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Jerome Corsi, and Roger stone all have in common? I mean besides the fact that they’re all major, world […]
Trump Jr. says his dad regifted a monogrammed Christmas present he'd given him the year before
This is horrifying, and it almost makes me feel sorry for Jr. But not quite. From The Washington Post: The president’s penchant for regifting monogrammed goods was revealed during a red-carpet interview with “Extra” at […]
'Deep anxiety' setting in at White House: 'The walls are closing in'
Donald Trump has been extraordinarily petulant the past several days. Sure, even on a good day the guy is basically a spastic colon getting a Sriracha enema from a firehose, but even casual observers have noticed a […]
Donald Trump Jr. says 200,000 noncitizens on Florida's voter rolls; real number: 85 (in 2012)
Sheesh, Jesus Christ himself didn’t work this hard to please his dad. Republicans are frantically searching for voter fraud as the races for Florida governor and U.S. Senate continue to tighten, and now Donald Trump […]
Good morning! Donald Trump Jr. expects to be indicted!
It’s a schadenfreude showdown this morning. Do I dance on Scott Walker’s grave?* Do I drink a steaming hot cup of Donald Trump failure? Do I revel in the certainty that Trump’s criminal enterprise will […]
