A not-at-all-humbled Don Jr. holds packed indoor rally … in Florida

This is — quite literally — insane. x Donald Trump Jr. is holding a packed indoor event in Florida. pic.twitter.com/F4PpuML9j6— The Recount (@therecount) October 8, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> That’s today at the Holiday Inn Resort in Panama City Beach. Hard to see whether these mouth-breathers are wearing masks, but my guess is … no. Then again,…

Republican source: 'Don Jr. thinks Trump is acting crazy'

Yes, that’s Don Jr. we’re talking about. The guy whose every video makes him look like Tony Montana six seconds before the cartel goons show up. The redoubtable Gabriel Sherman of Vanity Fair: Donald Trump’s erratic and reckless behavior in the last 24 hours has opened a rift in the Trump family over how to…

Good Lord, what is going on with Don Jr. in this video?

Usually I provide a transcript with these videos, no matter how fucknutted the fucknuttery. But this is one you just have to watch because, seriously, I can’t begin to fathom what’s going on with Don Jr. in this clip. x What is up with Donald Trump Jr in this video? 😳 pic.twitter.com/bineNLaDwR— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 25,…

Don Jr. excoriates his dad in new MeidasTouch ad

I can only assume Junior was actually trying to drag Joe Biden, but everything he says fits the ocher abomination to a T.  Watch: x Don Jr. gives a damning description of his corrupt father courtesy of @MeidasTouch 🔥#ByeDonJr pic.twitter.com/8wNcUJwLOF— Eleven Films (@Eleven_Films) July 14, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> I don’t know if you can run…

This new Donald Trump Jr. book cover is eminently mockable

x Do you think we should tell @DonaldJTrumpJr that there’s a typo on his book cover? He means “the Democrats’ defense of the indefensible.” pic.twitter.com/SVSEiThDjn— Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg) July 11, 2020 Here’s a screen grab in case you can’t read the tweet: Thing 1: There’s a grammatical error … on the fucking cover. It should…

Donald Trump Jr. rushes to the defense of Karen cop who didn't get her McDonald's promptly enough

With everything that’s going on right now, somehow this is the bee under Donald Trump Jr.’s bonnet.  (The second embedded video will play without bringing you to another page.) x 🚨🚨🚨Disgusting what’s going on right now. https://t.co/nRIrV47YVK — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 17, 2020 x Stacey who has been a cop for 15 yrs went…

Howard Stern shreds Don Jr. with exaggerated 'praise'

Last week, shock jock Howard Stern affronted a horde of MAGA dipshits when he stated the obvious: Donald Trump couldn’t care less about them. On his Sirius XM radio show, Stern said, “The oddity in all of this is the people Trump despises most, love him the most” and “The people who are voting for Trump for…

MI-Sen: The Daily Beast, “John James (R) Chastises Trump and Then Fundraises With Don Jr.”

More great work from Lachlan Markay at The Daily Beast: x Great to spend some time this afternoon with @DonaldJTrumpJr and @mschlapp to talk about why business and battle-tested leadership is so critical for our nation right now. Thank you all who joined the discussion today! 🇺🇸 #LetsFlyMI pic.twitter.com/svjPcz7dko— John James (@JohnJamesMI) May 18, 2020…

Trump Junior endorses Al-Qaeda because Dad's polling 'like a dog'

With his dad polling behind in a bunch of states, the spawn does drift far from the roe. x thanks to fox news for getting “Usama bin Laden” to trend. the president who gave the order to kill him has endorsed joe biden. pic.twitter.com/0XyyD0b8Tg— Oliver Willis (@owillis) April 23, 2020 x Fox News launches Osama…

Donald Trump Jr. wants to murder an Alaskan bear for some reason

I really wish Donald Trump Jr. were restricted to shooting at living things that are less intelligent than he. That would pretty much leave bivalve mollusks and his own foot fungus, and I wouldn’t mind watching him shoot himself in the foot literally for once. According to a story in The Guardian, Trump Jr. was…

The Trump cult's top lieutenants now have their own uniforms

Hey, at least these bizarre Team Trump unis aren’t tan, because that would be an outrage. Nothing says fiercely independent like advertising Trump-branded merchandise on national television. It would be just slightly more dignified if Lindsey Graham and Mark Meadows tried to rope Brian Kilmeade into selling Herbalife to his friends and colleagues. He looks to…