How perfect is it that both of Trump’s dead-ender lawyers now have COVID?


President Trump's lawyer Jenna Ellis has informed associates she has coronavirus, multiple sources tell Axios, stirring West Wing fears after she attended a senior staff Christmas party on Friday.

Driving the news: There are concerns about the potential for another White House superspreader event, though it was unclear whether Ellis posed a risk when she attended. Ellis declined to confirm the diagnosis to Axios.

  • “People brought their families,” said one senior White House official who attended the party and has since been informed of Ellis' diagnosis.


Whhhyyyyy do Trump-supporting Republicans keep getting the coronavirus? DAMN YOU, DEEP STATE!

Oh, and guess what? She didn’t wear a mask at the party, and people weren’t exactly happy to see her.

  • “She had the nerve to show up at the senior staff Christmas party knowing everyone was furious with her for constantly stirring Trump up with nonsense,” said a senior administration official.

Of course, we’ve already learned that Trump lawyer and anthropomorphic bat asshole Rudy Giuliani somehow contracted COVID-19. It’s still a mystery how that happened. I mean, he’s been so careful

So they tried to spread fascism for the Christmas season, but all they did was pass around quotidian COVID.


Maybe they can both watch Joe Biden’s inauguration from their sick beds. Wouldn’t that be fun?

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  • December 8, 2020