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Chris Hayes succinctly demonstrates how Trump is the worst negotiator ever

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Remember that guy who somehow managed to parlay a single red paper clip into a house through a series of canny trades over the course of a year?

Yeah, Donald Trump is the opposite of that guy.

If Trump keeps tripping on his dick like this, by the time it’s all over he’s going to end up with an old-timey hobo bindle and a pouch of magic beans.

In this brief clip, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes shows us how Mr. Art of the Squeal managed to negotiate himself down from a big, beautiful concrete wall paid for entirely by Mexico to a paltry $1.375 billion for a 55-mile row of pointy sticks, or whatever it is now.

It’s a simple take, yet brilliant:


Well done, Svengali! I can’t believe anyone ever doubted you.


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