Mary Trump says Ivanka is worse than useless: 'She doesn’t do anything'

Sun on the patio, a bit of weed, some Daiya vegan cheesecake, and a pinch of piquant Ivanka schadenfreude.

It appears that Donald Trump isn’t the only Trump Ms. Mary Trump is less than impressed with. Ivanka, it appears, has been found wanting beneath the gimlet-eyed gaze of the One and Only Smart Trump.

In a new interview with The Washington Post to promote her seismic new magnum opus, Too Much and Never Enough, Mary Trump calls out her cousin in pretty harsh terms.

Asked about the perception by some that Ivanka Trump is in some ways a steadying force on her father, Mary Trump said that was not her assessment of her cousin in the slightest.

“I think she’s the one who disproves that on an almost-daily basis,” Mary Trump said. “She doesn’t do anything. She spouts bromides on social media, but either she tries to have an impact and fails, or just isn’t interested in having an impact. I can’t think of one thing she’s done to show that she’s moderate or a moderating influence.”

Oh, and in case Ivanka Googled her own name and somehow stumbled onto this story, “bromide” means “platitude.”

Sorry …

“Platitude” means “cliche.” 

Sorry …

“Cliche” means … ah, fuck it. Vegan cheesecake time.

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