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Jared Kushner has a very important message for Black people

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Little Lord Fauntleroy has an urgent message for Black Americans: You must appreciate everything Donald Trump has done for you! Why are you complaining? The Great Ocher Oz has spoken!


President Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner said Black people must “want to be successful” in order for his father-in-law’s policies to help them.

“One thing we’ve seen in a lot of the Black community, which is mostly Democrat, is that President Trump’s policies are the policies that can help people break out of the problems that they’re complaining about,” Kushner said Monday on “Fox & Friends.” “But he can’t want them to be successful more than they want to be successful.”

Really? Donald Trump wants Black people to be successful more than Black people themselves want to be successful? That’s what we’re going with? Really?

Kushner was dismissive of the Black Lives Matter movement in his Monday interview.

“You saw a lot of people who were just virtue signaling,” he said. “They go on Instagram and cry or they would put a slogan on their jersey or write something on a basketball court and quite frankly that was doing more to polarize the country than it was to bring people forward.”

I was going to say Kushner was born with a silver spoon up his ass, but I think it was actually buried pretty deep in his brain. (Same thing, you say? Oh, you wags.)

And what are these policies that are helping Black people? Does he mean the “policy” of letting a deadly pandemic spiral out of control? Because that’s killed thousands and thousands of African Americans — at rates far beyond what white people have suffered.

And, yeah, “writing something on a basketball court” (interesting example there) is far more divisive than “shithole countries” or “very fine people on both sides.”

Why are you so polarizing, Black Lives Matter?

Enough of this nonsense. The Black unemployment rate was low under Donald Trump (before the economy crashed, that is) because Trump inherited a strong job market that continued to improve despite his ferocious fucknuttery. Now it’s in the ditch again, because Republicans. Trump didn’t do anything to “deliver” these results. They appeared. And now they’ve disappeared. Just like his chances with Black voters.

Let’s make sure these ivory tower idjits hit the bricks.

Support Joe (if you can), and let’s give him a Democratic Congress.

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