You know, I'd like to blame this feeling on a flashback, but I didn't do any acid back in the late 60's or 70's. But to quote the late, great Yogi Berra, the President's latest tweet is like”Deja vu all over again.”
Easy Murf, deep breaths. OK. Just so you don't think that I'm any more incoherent than normal, let me show you Glorious Bleater's latest poop tweet, and I'll explain my angst and despair on the other side. Here we go;
Pardonez moi Francais, but is this dude fucking kidding me?!? Since the day his portly, philandering self descended from his personal Olympus on that gilt schlock escalator, I've been snorkeling in the Trump campaign and administration cesspool. and I'm here to tell you, this tweet is straight out of the Donnie Dipshit playbook!
Cast your mind back to the sunny nd carefree days of the fall of 2016. Trump's chances of winning the Presidency were as dead as Paddy's pig. His numbers were in the tanker, and he was losing debates faster than his Atlantic City casino's had lost chips. Which was just fane and dindy, I mean fine and dandy by Trump. I sincerely believe that this whole thing was a branding exercise, the last thing he actually wanted to do was to have to be President, it was all about the Cha-CHING!
BUT! Being the ultimate narcissistic egomaniac that he is, it was unthinkable that he be branded a “Loser!” Oh no, not him, the man is legend in his own mind! No amount of money could be worth the public humiliation of the dreaded “L-word.” So, he had to have a fall guy.
Look, Trump may be a moron, but he's not totally brain dead. Yet. From the middle of the primary campaign, when he appeared to be on cruise control for the GOP nomination. His Lowness knew full well that he wasn't the GOP's “preferred” candidate. And when you're a guy, and a paranoid guy at that, who has spent his entire life screwing over everybody he could lay his eyes on, why would he think that somebody else wouldn't do the same thing to him? So, from that early point on, there blossomed a brand new, shiny phrase in his campaign rally speeches. constant complaints about a “rigged process.” “This whole thing is a rigged process folks!” Or, remember “If I don't get the nomination, it's because the system is rigged against me!” Hell, one of the biggest reasons he brought Paul Manafort, and all of his attendant baggage onto the campaign was to whip delegate votes to make sure that Der Gropinfuror didn't get screwed. And he flogged the exact same, deceased equine constantly throughout the general election campaign. If “Crooked Hillary” beat him, it was all a “rigged election” people!
And here we are again folks, a full two years later, right back at square one. I think it has become painfully obvious to the Tiny Thumbs Diktator that he has really and for truly fornicated the canine on this one. I think that the reality has started to set in that he is highly likely to lose control of at least the House in November.
But, but, but. It can't be his fault! Good lord, not the epitome of male perfection and dominance on the planet! Where's my trusty fall guy?!? Hey! It's the Russians! Yeah, those lousy Bolshie bastards, they're out to get me because I didn't swallow last Monday! Let's blame them!
This is the new normal folks, so you better get used to it. This is the new Big Lie that the $1 Store Caligula will be spouting at every opportunity, and you can expect more of the same coming soon to a podium near you, courtesy of Sarah “Polly wants a cracker” Sanders. He's got just over 3 months left to convince all the little Trumpcakes out there that the Russians are a bunch of sore losers, out for revenge, and he isn't going to waste a second of it.
But I do have one simple question for El Presidente Pendejo. If the Russians actually do steal the House for the Democrats in November, does that still mean that Robert Mueller has been full of shit for the last 14 months, in proving that they stole the 2016 election for you? Come on widdle man, Enquiring Minds Want To Know!
The wait is over! Volume two of the trilogy, President Evil II: A Clodwork Orange is now available. Amazon is whining about me crashing their site, but the hell with them, I ain't in this for their health. You can also find volume one, President Evil as well. And fear not, work on volume three is just beginning.
Cross posted on Politizoom.com