Ordinarily upon hearing something like this, I’d say Matt Gaetz has gotten in way over his head, but that would be physically impossible. I mean, look at that thing. Archaeologists still wonder how the Rapa Nui’s Easter Island ancestors moved those giant stone heads they’re famous for. I wonder the same thing about Gaetz. Maybe I can get a university grant to study it.
But that’s neither here nor there. Gaetz, who is in just a wee bit of hot water these days, apparently thinks he could be elected president in 2024 if, by some miracle, Donald Trump is in prison but he’s not.
On Steve Bannon’s War Room comedy hour, which is what Bannon apparently occupies his time with these days in lieu of showering, the host asked Gaetz about the possibility of running for president.
In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.