This was Donald Trump on Saturday, pumping up a stock market that’s dropping faster than Americans’ jaws every time his poor man’s Mayor McCheese head shows up on their teevee screens:
That tweet came following the market action on Friday, when the Dow soared 1,985 points.
Well, after a weekend during which it became blindingly obvious that key elements of Trump’s coronavirus mitigation strategy are essentially vaporware, here’s what happened today:
I’d say buy the “dip,” but Trump ran his public company into the ground a long time ago.
Of course, if you bought stocks based on Donald Trump’s rhapsodic hee-hawing, well, you have only yourself to blame. Maybe one day you’ll learn that this turd is only in it for himself. Is he deliberately manipulating the market in order to personally benefit? Frankly, I’d be really surprised if he isn’t.
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