The redoubtable Rick Wilson tweeted out this pro-Trump meme a few days ago:

This is HONESTLY what they believe. I can’t even being to tell you how hard I’m laughing right now.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 26, 2019

See? You don’t get Trump because you’re not nearly smart enough. Don’t you feel stupid now?

Personally, I suspect there’s a decimal point missing in his IQ score, but what do I know? I’m just one of those “fat part of the bell curve” guys.

And what else do Trump and Einstein have in common? Well, they’re both currently brain dead, but beyond that? I can’t think of much. Did they both think exercise is bad for you? Did they both think the U.S. government has invisible planes? Nah. Then again, Einstein was just a shade smarter than Trump is.

Okay, then. Enjoy the rest of your day.

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  • April 29, 2019