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Why you cannot understand Trump

The redoubtable Rick Wilson tweeted out this pro-Trump meme a few days ago:

This is HONESTLY what they believe. I can’t even being to tell you how hard I’m laughing right now.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 26, 2019

See? You don’t get Trump because you’re not nearly smart enough. Don’t you feel stupid now?

Personally, I suspect there’s a decimal point missing in his IQ score, but what do I know? I’m just one of those “fat part of the bell curve” guys.

And what else do Trump and Einstein have in common? Well, they’re both currently brain dead, but beyond that? I can’t think of much. Did they both think exercise is bad for you? Did they both think the U.S. government has invisible planes? Nah. Then again, Einstein was just a shade smarter than Trump is.

Okay, then. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Fabulous!” “Hysterically funny!” “Cathartic!” These are just a few of the many accolades from readers of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing’s Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump. And now, the long-awaited sequel is here! Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump is hot off the digital press and available as a $2.99 download from Amazon. Buy there, or be square. (And while you’re doing that, grab yourself a copy of The Fierce, Fabulous [and Mostly Fictional] Adventures of Mike Ponce, America’s First Gay Vice President, also from AJP.)

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