Last updated on September 6, 2020
President LAW & ORDER seems pretty reticent when it comes to, er … wait, this can’t be right … a white 17-year-old who killed two people and injured another with an AR-15? Why would anyone in their right mind not want to instantly and unequivocally condemn that?
Never mind. We’re talking about the president of the United States here. If you cracked open his skull and found a glass box with mechanical claw crane perched above a dozen miniature sex dolls and/or Putin dolls and/or Putin sex dolls, I’d be a lot less surprised than if you found a brain.
REPORTER: “Does the president condemn the actions of Kyle Rittenhouse, who is accused of shooting some of the protesters?”
KAYLEIGH MCENANY: “The president is not going, again, weigh in on that. You can ask him this evening, he may weigh in further, but at the moment he’s not weighing into that.”
Really? The guy whose sphincter closes fast enough to break the sound barrier any time someone sticks a wad of Bubble Yum on the statue of a brutal slaveholding traitor has no opinion about the murder of protesters by a right-wing gun kook?
This asshole has a half-baked opinion about every fucking thing. This doesn’t shock his conscience?
Well, of course it doesn’t. Because Donald John Trump is a racist. Full stop.
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