White House holiday mashup signals war on Christmas, Hanukkah, and all our brain cells

The next time a Christian upbraids you for showing insufficient deference to FUCKING CHRISTMAS, YO!!!!!!!!!, show them this (second tweet):

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Advent, for those of you who didn’t spend 11 long years in Catholic school, is a decidedly Christian affair. It has candles. You light a new one every week until Christmas arrives. They’re mostly purple, but one of them is pink for some reason. I forget why. Yes, this is pretty much all I learned from 11 years of Catholic schooling. That, and the fact that having a chronically messy desk is somehow worse than knowingly sending a pedophile priest to our parish to inform us that it’s perfectly acceptable to talk about masturbation during confession. (Yes, this really happened, but that’s not important right now.)

Anyway, Advent is totally, totally Christian, whereas Hanukkah could not be more Jewish.



You might as well direct Orthodox Jews to the collected works of L. Ron Hubbard. That’s how much sense this makes. You might even call it a war on both Christmas and Hanukkah.

So, yeah. More egregious fucknuttery from these ignoramuses.

Looks like the well-oiled White House machine has run out of oil. Here’s hoping for a Hanukkah miracle.

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