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While discussing hundreds of thousands of likely American deaths, Trump brags about bedding models

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TRUMP: "I was never involved in a model. At least this kind of a model."

There is no bottom …

No bottom …

No, no bottom …

Just stop looking for one …

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TRUMP: “The models show hundreds of thousands of people are going to die. You know what I want to do? I want to come in way under the model. The professionals did the models, I was never involved in a model — at least this kind of a model. But, you know what, hundreds of thousands of people.”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cough ha ha ha ha!

I regret that I have but one life to give for the debauched, pox-brained lunatic who’s highjacked my country and gambled away our future.

Jebus Christmas, even Michael Scott knows there are inappropriate occasions for “that’s what she said.”

And Pence just stands there like a chunk of rancid chum about to be thrown into the maw of Satan.

Well done, Christian soldier. As Mother once said, “You got what you wanted, Mike.” Now leave us alone.

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.

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