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Where in The World is Devin Nunes? In Azerbaijan Witness Tampering.

So, Bobby Three-bludgeons is right now actively seeking to interview Azerbaijan born Russian Pop Star Emin Agalarov who had his publicist set up the Trump Tower meeting with Donnie Dumbsh*t, so where else would Devin Nunes be but meeting with Emin’s Father-in-Law, the President of the Republic of Azerbaijan, Ilham Aliyev?

Azer News

“President of the Republic of Azerbaijan Ilham Aliyev has received a US Congressional delegation led by Chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Devin Nunes and including member of the committee Rick Crawford.

The successful development of the bilateral relations between the Republic of Azerbaijan and the United States of America in political, economic, energy and security areas was stressed at the meeting. The sides said Chairman of the United States House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Devin Nunes`s visit to Azerbaijan will contribute to the expansion of cooperation.

Azerbaijan`s active support for peacemaking operations in Afghanistan was hailed, and the sides expressed their confidence that the two countries will continue making efforts to combat international terrorism.

The sides exchanged views over regional security and settlement of the Armenia-Azerbaijan Nagorno-Karabakh conflict.”

Yes, yes I am sure the three decade old border dispute was high on their agenda items but the official account above seems to lack some truthiness, so lets see a Twitter breakdown.

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Well, #TIMESUP, he’s most likely suborning perjury in an attempt to save Don Cornholeone’s two kids from going to Federal prison.

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The Dumpster Don is suspicious (for good reason) of electronic communications so he is using the age old tactic of sending a personal envoy rather than risking exposure through an intercepted carrier pigeon. 

They are so deep in doo they are not even trying to be covert anymore.  
 


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