Watch Fox News cut away from Kayleigh McEnany's election conspiracy presser

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Our nation’s very last Mouth of Sauron has spoken! And been cut off mid-sentence by Fox News! Finally.

Lame Duck Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany saved the best bullshit for last, and she’s broken Fox in the process

As she vigorously flung Donald Trump’s poo today because he was too lazy to do it himself, Fox essentially said “enough is enough.”

MCENANY: “We want every legal vote to be counted, and we want every illegal vote …”

NEIL CAVUTO: “Well, whoa, I just think we have to be very clear. She’s charging the other side with welcoming fraud and welcoming illegal voting. Unless she has more details to back that up, I can’t in good countenance [sic] continue showing you this. I want to makes sure that, maybe they do have something to back that up, but that’s an explosive charge to make that the other side is effectively rigging and cheating.”

So Donald Trump came into office claiming he had the biggest inauguration crowd ever, and he’s leaving claiming that he actually won reelection. In both cases, he relied on his flunkies to amplify his nonsense.

Kayleigh! Your job ends in two months. Maybe try to edge yourself away from Trump and slowly sidle up to the right side of history. It might be too late, but then again, how does this fatuous goof cotillion help you? It doesn’t.

Is there a more pathetic loser on the planet than Donald John Trump? Can’t really think of one, can you?

This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via TwitterFind out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!

  • November 9, 2020