Imagine being scared shitless of the half-literate tweets of the most witless man on the planet.
That’s where Republicans clearly are right now, and it’s more than a little sad.
Of course, Republicans aren’t really scared of Trump, per se. They’re afraid of the troglodytic horde he commands with his venal Vienna sausage tweetering thumbs. Because the tweets themselves are about what you’d get if you left your Google Translate on while boisterously shitting into a KFC bucket. Not exactly Voltaire, in other words.
You may have heard that The Washington Post planned on asking every GOP member of Congress who won the 2020 presidential election. Well, the results are in! And it could not be much sadder.