Twitter says Trump's account is hanging by a gossamer thread

James Clayton is the North American tech reporter for BBC News, and he has an update on our home-grown Hefty bag full of lipo fat and deep-seated shame (i.e., it probably won’t be on Twitter that much longer).

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For the non-tweeterers:

A Twitter spokesperson tells me: “In line with our statement yesterday, any future violations of the Twitter Rules, including our Civic Integrity or Violent Threats policies, will result in permanent suspension of the @realDonaldTrump account.” Last chance saloon for Trump

Donald Trump has the impulse control of a horny baboon in a monkey brothel. There’s precisely zero change that he’ll be able to resist violating Twitter rules. This will be like watching a high-diver prepare to jump into an empty pool. The dull, wet thud will come, and soon.

Violent threats? Trump essentially is a violent threat.

Civic integrity? Trump has no integrity, civic or otherwise.

Anyone want to get in on a pool predicting exactly when Trump is 86’d from Twitter? I’ll take 12:01 p.m. on January 20.

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Aldous Pennyfarthing

In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.

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