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Twitter says Trump's account is hanging by a gossamer thread

By: Aldous Pennyfarthing
On: January 8, 2021
In: , DonaldTrump, InaugurationDay, JoeBiden, PRESIDENTELECTBIDEN, SocialMedia, Trump, Twitter
Tagged: account, gossamer, hanging, thread, trump, twitter

James Clayton is the North American tech reporter for BBC News, and he has an update on our home-grown Hefty bag full of lipo fat and deep-seated shame (i.e., it probably won’t be on Twitter that much longer).

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A Twitter spokesperson tells me:

“In line with our statement yesterday, any future violations of the Twitter Rules, including our Civic Integrity or Violent Threats policies, will result in permanent suspension of the @realDonaldTrump account.”

Last chance saloon for Trump— James Clayton (@JamesClayton5) January 8, 2021

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For the non-tweeterers:

A Twitter spokesperson tells me: “In line with our statement yesterday, any future violations of the Twitter Rules, including our Civic Integrity or Violent Threats policies, will result in permanent suspension of the @realDonaldTrump account.” Last chance saloon for Trump

Donald Trump has the impulse control of a horny baboon in a monkey brothel. There’s precisely zero change that he’ll be able to resist violating Twitter rules. This will be like watching a high-diver prepare to jump into an empty pool. The dull, wet thud will come, and soon.

Violent threats? Trump essentially is a violent threat.

Civic integrity? Trump has no integrity, civic or otherwise.

Anyone want to get in on a pool predicting exactly when Trump is 86’d from Twitter? I’ll take 12:01 p.m. on January 20.

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This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. The first history of the Trump Error is complete! Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump is hot off the presses! Along with Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump, Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump, you’ll see the Trump years from a hilarious new perspective. Click those links, yo!

2021-01-08

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