I almost preferred the dog whistles to the train whistles. But hey, at least they’re out in the open now.
Tucker Carlson from last night’s Shit Your Pants in Fear, Rural White People Hour.
TUCKER CARLSON (HOST): What will be the aftermath of all of this? What are America’s cities going to look like a year from now?
There’s no question people will flee Georgetown. They may have BLM signs in their driveways, it doesn’t mean they want screaming BLM lunatics on their streets. They don’t, nobody does actually, no matter what they tell you. No matter what color they are, no one likes that. That’s true for people in Georgetown, Portland, Oregon, in San Francisco, New York, any other place where order and decency have disappeared, people will not live long with chaos. No matter what they tell you, no matter what signs they put in their yard, they will leave and many of them have already left.
We are about to see one of the great demographic shifts in American history. Unless the insanity stops and soon, our biggest cities will revert to what they were 50 years ago. Broke, dirty, and dangerous. On the bright side, we will have resolved the gentrification problem, so a lot of college professors will pat themselves on the back.
Tucker Carlson says if we don't stop the "demographic shift" of the country we will return to the "broke, dirty, and dangerous" cities of "50 years ago" pic.twitter.com/b0Wu80Q0Xx
— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) August 11, 2020
Got that, white people? They’re coming for you and your neighborhoods, and your 5:30 p.m. cocktail hour is about to become a Molotov cocktail hour. It won’t be long before minorities are admitted to the country club — as members!
And if “people will not live long with chaos,” why the hell do I still live in this country?
I continue to be amused by how facilely conservatives argue that the chaos and civil unrest you’re currently witnessing under Donald Trump is somehow emblematic of a Biden presidency — which doesn’t exist yet. I suppose it’s a better argument than “let’s make America great again through the profound wisdom and preternatural abilities of the guy who totally fucked up America,” but not by much.
I shudder to think just how ugly this campaign will get before it’s over. Can’t wait till Tucker pulls out the phrenology charts. I give it about two weeks.
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