Tucker Carlson claims white supremacy is a fake 'conspiracy theory'

From the network that once pissed its pants in abject fear and outrage over Ebola, immigrant caravans, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ inability to get a meal at a restaurant that one time.

Your favorite syphilitic clown penis, Tucker Carlson, from last night’s show:

The whole thing is a lie. If you were to assemble a list, a hierarchy of concerns, of problems this country faces, where would white supremacy be on the list? Right up there with Russia, probably. It’s actually not a real problem in America. The combined membership of every white supremacist organization in this country would be able to fit inside a college football stadium. I mean, seriously. This is a country where the average person is getting poorer, where the suicide rate is spiking. White supremacy, that’s the problem. It’s a hoax. Just like the Russian hoax. It’s a conspiracy theory used to divide the country and keep a hold on power. That’s exactly what’s going on.

Yeah, never mind about that rampage killer with his white supremacist manifesto and the 20 people who died as a result of Donald Trump’s poisonous earworms. It’s all fake! You know, like Russia!

Toward the end of the interview, Carlson concluded that white supremacy was just a made-up talking point Democrats are using for the next election cycle. Uh huh. Has Carlson learned DJT’s talent for projection?

Believe me, Fox knows a fake story concocted to stir up fearful, angry voters when it sees one. Right, Sean Hannity? 

Say hi to Seth Rich’s family, okay?

Is Trump still singeing your sphincter? Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its breathlessly awaited sequel Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the salve you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And you can get them for less than the price of a cup of coffee … or a black-market Xanax … or five minutes of therapy. It’s time to heal, my friends. Buy now!