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And someone set it to Ken Burns Civil War music. 

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He didn’t get his leg sawed off by 19th century field surgeons who’d trained as butchers, but it was pretty close. I’m not sure I can hold this much schadenfreude in my heart at once. I may have to insert a stent to safely drain it.

Dearest Melania,

I suck.

Yours,

Donald

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