And someone set it to Ken Burns Civil War music.
He didn’t get his leg sawed off by 19th century field surgeons who’d trained as butchers, but it was pretty close. I’m not sure I can hold this much schadenfreude in my heart at once. I may have to insert a stent to safely drain it.
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