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Trump's walk to White House after failed rally is the saddest, most wonderful thing you'll ever see

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And someone set it to Ken Burns Civil War music. 

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He didn’t get his leg sawed off by 19th century field surgeons who’d trained as butchers, but it was pretty close. I’m not sure I can hold this much schadenfreude in my heart at once. I may have to insert a stent to safely drain it.

Dearest Melania,

I suck.

Yours,

Donald

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Pr*sident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!

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