And someone set it to Ken Burns Civil War music. 

He didn’t get his leg sawed off by 19th century field surgeons who’d trained as butchers, but it was pretty close. I’m not sure I can hold this much schadenfreude in my heart at once. I may have to insert a stent to safely drain it.

Dearest Melania,

I suck.

Yours,

Donald

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Pr*sident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!