Why does it feel like Trump is hearing the Christmas story for the first time as he reads this? Tell me I’m wrong.
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Judging by the sulky, irascible tenor in his voice and the baleful look on his tanned hog’s bladder of a face, my guess is Trump is super constipated in this video. It looks like he’s been waiting to open the bomb bay doors longer than ancient Judea was waiting for a messiah.
And nice touch including Melania, who we already know doesn’t give a fuck about Christmas …
Seriously, though, Trump looks more like he wants to scream feckless threats at Bobby “The Brain” Heenan than mumble all this baby Jesus stuff. I’m surprised he got through this without smacking a member of the camera crew in the back of the head with a folding chair.
But at least he’s consistent. This bleak and churlish message of Christmas hope-like substance is brought to you by the same guy who just tossed a frag grenade into the middle of our nation’s COVID relief efforts.
In other words, here’s the official holiday fuck-you to go along with POTUS’ selfish, irresponsible, and likely vengeful actions.
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