Trump's penultimate regulatory roll-back: no more emotional support peacocks on planes
Soon, you will no longer be able to bring your emotional-support peacock on an airplane. U.S. tightens definition of service animals to only dogs. The masks are always a pain in the ass anyway. The ban on pot-bellied pigs won’t stop Trump from going to his rally in Valdosta GA on Saturday at 7pm ET.
United Airlines turned away Brooklyn artist Ventiko and her big bird Dexter, after she tried to bring the service peacock onboard her flight from Newark Liberty International Airport to Los Angeles.
Airlines have allowed some passengers with emotional or psychiatric problems to take therapy animals with them on board.
A new Department of Transportation rule says airlines don't have to treat emotional support animals as service animals and allows carriers to limit service animals to dogs only https://t.co/sYZOLQuxKA
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) December 2, 2020
Instead of getting yourself a passive emotional support animal, who's there to comfort you after being distressed.
Instead get yourself an emotional support wolverine. The ESW is a proactive solution, finding who is doing you a distress, and mauling the shit out of 'em. pic.twitter.com/ooSRoj8Z7W
— Doctor Wolverine, Deserves A Tank but Zee says no (@Doc_Wolverine) December 2, 2020
Similarly:
Officials Warn Defunding Police Could Lead To Spike In Crime From Ex-Officers With No Outlet For Violence https://t.co/KSdNQoJPpR pic.twitter.com/Ns8GzPq0Ve
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 3, 2020
