Trump's brilliant campaign message: Calif., NY, and Ill. have 'gone to hell' under his presidency

Hey, three of our most populous states have “gone to hell” (or are well on their way) under Trump! Four more years!

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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 12, 2020

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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 12, 2020

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Okay, those are big states, and Trump has apparently ceded any responsibility for them. Together, they make up roughly 22 percent of the population.

So by his own admission, more than a fifth of the country has “gone to hell” under his watch. And he’s using that claim as a pitch to secure another term.

Bonkers.

As I’ve always said, if we could make Trump the king of West Virginia on the condition that he leave the rest of us alone, I’d take that deal in a New York-is-a-hellhole minute. Maybe he could get black lung to go with his black heart.

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