The Keebler elf who remotely controls Trump from atop an enchanted toadstool is tripping balls again.
TRUMP: “When they gaze upon Yo-semites, Yosemenites, towering sequoias.”
Well, at least I have a new mantra in case “gate gate pāragate pārasamgate” doesn’t work out the way I’d hoped.
So, Donny, how is the “Joe Biden is shot; he’s so senile he doesn’t even know he’s alive” bit testing with undecided voters? Just a hunch, but I’m guessing Biden has heard of Yosemite National Park and doesn’t need to sound out its name like a second grader doing a report on a book he hasn’t read.
I’m not sure I can make it to January. Someone please show up with a giant butterfly net and take this weirdo away.
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