#TrumpIsARat is trending on Twitter. Enjoy!

After The Baltimore Sun declared that “it’s better to have a few rats than to be one,” #TrumpIsARat started trending on Twitter.


With apologies to rats, of course:

Yeah, good point. Rats are nice … and usually pretty agile and svelte.

Then again, #TrumpIsACapybara doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

On the other hand …

And before you ask — yes, I can totally picture Trump fighting a baby raccoon to the death over a cheese-encrusted Arby’s wrapper. So maybe “rat” is the proper appellation after all.

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