Trump is afraid he will look fat out there on the mound, what with all the body armor and stuff, and, I suspect he is also afraid of facing his bedrock primal fear, being isolated in a spotlight while waves of vocal disapproval wash over him.
Whatever the reason drumpf won’t take the mound Sunday, so the Washington D.C. nationals will instead go to the well-seasoned reliever Chef José Andrés to toss out the first pitch.
â Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) October 25, 2019
For his part, Chef Andrés is hoping the Nats have it wrapped up in four…
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My personal fantasy scenario has the Nobel Prize Committee rushing out a special award for best dissing of a Chief Executive by a Chef Executive and presenting it on the mound to Andrés.
That would make for a perfect game in my eyes.