Trump wishes Japanese military a happy Memorial Day

And a very merry Christmas to all our Saudi friends!


Also, happy Fourth of July to the Queen! 

Is Kushner on this trip? Because the last thing the Japanese want to see is another fat man and little boy.

I swear, I’m going to die of embarrassment before this is all over. For reals.

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