Trump watched Super Bowl with founder of day spa that 'serviced' Robert Kraft

The Miami Herald has a bombshell of sorts this morning. Or it would be a bombshell, anyway, if Donald Trump had been wearing a tan suit in the photo in which he’s shown watching the Super Bowl with the founder of an alleged day spa/brothel.

Sometime during the party at Trump’s West Palm Beach country club, the president turned in his chair to look over his right shoulder, smiling for a photo with two women at a table behind him.

The woman who snapped the blurry Super Bowl selfie with the president was Li Yang, 45, a self-made entrepreneur from China who started a chain of Asian day spas in South Florida. Over the years, these establishments — many of which operate under the name Tokyo Day Spas — have gained a reputation for offering sexual services.

Yup, one of these day spas is where Patriots owner Robert Kraft allegedly got a happy ending to his winning season — because winning the Super Bowl is apparently not enough anymore.

For her part, Yang denies any wrongdoing. Then again, look who she was sitting with.

Yang says she had long since sold Orchids of Asia Day Spa, the massage parlor where authorities say they caught Kraft on camera paying for oral sex the morning of the Jan. 20 AFC Championship game — his second visit in 24 hours. (Kraft has denied breaking the law.) Yang, who goes by Cindy, was not charged in the multi-agency anti-human trafficking operation last month that shut down 10 Asian day spas in Florida, none of which are registered to her or her family.

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As the story notes, many of these spas are “thinly disguised houses of prostitution,” and some are suspected of engaging in human trafficking.

The story also notes that Yang has “become a fixture at Republican political events up and down the East Coast” and has been photographed with Trump; his sons, Eric and Don Jr.; Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis; Sen. Rick Scott; and Sarah Palin.



But never mind any of that, because Barack Obama once saluted a Marine while holding a coffee cup. And that’s just sleazy, man.

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