I’m guessing Donald Trump has never actually seen an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm — because, well, Larry David is not a fan. And this clip doesn’t prove what he thinks it does:
Okay, if Trump wants to bask in the beatific aura of the innumerable road-raging assholes who support him, that’s his prerogative. But he’s, er, kind of missing the point.
Wow, talk about not getting the joke.
Literally 5 min later in the episode: Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs a great people repellent.Ã¢ÂÂ pic.twitter.com/HyoJwxGg7X
— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) February 11, 2020
Personally, I’d rather Gorilla Glue a dyspeptic Shetland goose to my head than wear one of those hats, but as a confirmed introvert, I kind of get the appeal. Kind of.
Meanwhile, Trump appears ready to grasp at any straw to prove people actually like him, even though most sane humans would rather rummage through a Hardee’s dumpster with an angry, morbidly obese raccoon than have dinner at the White House these days.
So another stupid tweet from a very stupid man. Throw it on the pile.
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