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Trump turns visits to El Paso and Dayton into a slick campaign ad

Complete with spirited, inspirational music no less.

This guy. I mean, come on.

Step 1: Inspire a mass shooting after two and a half years of vile racist rhetoric. Step 2: Deflect. Step 3: Visit the people who were injured in the mass shooting you inspired, and refuse to allow press in because it’s “not a photo op.” Step 4: Make a highly polished campaign video out of the solemn occasion. 5: Inspire mass vomiting.

There simply is no bottom. Don’t even try to find one.

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