Trump trots out Ivanka to tout new focus on 'skills-based' hiring; no, seriously

Uh … dude. Come on.

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IVANKA FRIGGIN’ TRUMP, FOR FUCK’S SAKE: “President Trump has always been a champion for the American worker and ensuring that nobody is forgotten or left behind. It’s part of why, through the Pledge to America’s Workers, he’s focused on skills training and enhanced career opportunity in a private sector-led approach. So far we’ve secured over 16 million private sector commitments towards this initiative. And today, again, he’s going to lead by example and overhaul the way the federal government hires. As the country’s largest employer, it’s incredibly important to him that he fills federal job vacancies based on people having the skill, the passion, the drive, the competency to do the job, not purely based on outdated career or licensure requirements. So it’s a very exciting day, and we’re excited for him to sign the EO in just a little bit.”

Is he just trolling us now, or is he really this tone deaf and stupid?

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— Dan Rather (@DanRather) June 26, 2020



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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 26, 2020

Let’s see, how many people whom Trump later admitted were losers, morons, and incompetents has the orangutan arschloch hired? Where was the “skills-based” focus then?

Of course, without her name and connections, Ivanka would likely be a sous chef at a New Jersey Olive Garden. And Kushner would be the grotesque and mysterious Phantom of the Olive Garden who sings plaintive love songs to her at night.

Also, is this really what the pr*sident should be focusing on right now? The world is crashing down around our ears, but let’s make sure college boy can no longer get a foot in the door at the White House. We want people with real-world experience! Like bribing and grifting!

Oh, and thank you very much, honey. Great job.

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 26, 2020

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Uh huh. Say, if you’re trying to convince us you hire based only on merit, maybe try to preserve the illusion by not calling your senior adviser “honey” after she’s through with her shtick. Just a thought.

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