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Trump to Israeli council: 'You're not going to vote for the wealth tax!'

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Get it? Because all Jews hoard money! And they’re “brutal killers” who are “not nice people at all.”

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“A lot of you are in the real estate business because I know you very well. You’re brutal killers. Not nice people at all. But you have to vote for me, you have no choice. You’re not gonna vote for Pocahontas, I can tell you that. You’re not gonna vote for the wealth tax. Yeah, let’s take 100 percent of your wealth away, no, no. Even if you don’t like me — some of you don’t. Some of you I don’t like at all, actually. And you’re going to be my biggest supporters because you’ll be out of business in about 15 minutes if they get it.”

So by my calculation, he managed two racial slurs in 28 seconds. That would probably be a record for anyone else, but for Trump it’s a typical Saturday.

And Elizabeth Warren is going to take 100 percent of their wealth? How does that even make sense? It doesn’t, but when he trots out that number he’s actually talking to the gormless louts living paycheck to paycheck who think Warren wants to seize all private property and turn us into Venezuela. Of course, hardly anyone in Trump’s base would be touched by the wealth tax — not even if they won the lottery.

The actual percentage, direct from Warren’s website: an “annual 2% tax on every dollar of net worth above $50 million and a 6% tax on every dollar of net worth above $1 billion.”

So no tax at all on any fortune under $50 million.

But, sure, she’ll put them out of business. They’ll never recover. How does one human being manage to lie this much?

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