Don’t look for a bottom. There isn’t one. It’s just elephants’ assholes all the way down.
Today, Trump was asked about the death of legendary journalist Cokie Roberts and, well, he just couldn’t help himself:
Well, it’s not a John McCain-level slight, but for God’s sake, maybe wait a day? Or, better yet, shut your trap for the eternity it will take to burn off all that bad karma.
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