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Trump throws Don Jr. and Eric under the bus

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Who wouldn’t Donald Trump throw under the bus? He just pointed two grubby little index fingers at his sons. Would he turn Melania over to ICE? Would he cut Barron open like a tauntaun if the furnace in the White House temporarily shut down?

WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?!?!?!?!?!?

When asked today about undocumented workers at his golf clubs, The Gallant One said this:

Standing outside the White House before departing for his golf club in Bedminster, N.J., Trump was asked by reporters about his knowledge of undocumented workers employed there and at his other clubs.

“Well, that I don’t know. Because I don’t run it,” Trump said. “But I would say this, probably every club in the United States has that, because it seems to me, from what I understand, a way that people did business.”

Then he added, “We’ve ended, whatever they did,” and said the rules are now “very strict.”

And who currently runs the Trump Organization?

Yup.

Don Jr. and shaved miniature sasquatch Eric.

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

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