Trump: This was the most secure rigged election ever!

Yeah, don’t expect it to make sense. Trump is a quart of strawberries shy of a full Queeg right about now.

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Personally, I’ve never understood how anyone could believe anything this toddling adobe golem says. Then again, I haven’t abandoned consensus reality for a pouch of magic beans. But how do you reconcile the claims in this tweet? 

The Trump administration did a great job securing our election — an election that was TOTALLY RIGGED!

And yet I have no doubt his horde of dipshit dead-enders will embrace this logic. Because Hunter Biden’s laptop. Or socialism. Or whatever febrile nonsense they’re confecting today.

I really hope someone starts replacing his daily Adderall ration with Pop Rocks. Maybe he’d calm down for once. 

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