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Trump team warns GOP senators, 'Vote against the president and your head will be on a pike'

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Mobster doing mobster shit:


In case you can’t read that tweet, it says, “A @POTUS confidant tells CBS News that GOP senators were warned: ‘vote against the president & your head will be on a pike.’”

So how is this different from any scene in The Untouchables? The senators are jurors, FFS. You might as well tell them you know where they live and where their kids go to school.

Jesus Christ. At what point does Caligulard chill the fuck out and behave like a normal human being?

Ha ha ha.

*Wipes away tear*

I’m so silly.

Is Trump still singeing your sphincter? Then Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its super-fun sequels Dear Pr*sident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy. 

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