Trump sticks solemn Pearl Harbor tribute in between two crazy witch hunt tweets

You can tell when someone other than Donald J. Trump has commandeered his Twitter feed, because normal human things sporadically show up on it.

This morning is a prime example. 

In the span of about an hour, this happened:

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Maybe he needs to use Hootsuite or some other app that allows you to schedule your mouth-frothingly crazy tweets in advance. Because that didn’t really work out as planned, did it?

“THIS IS THE MOST UNFAIR THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO A HUMAN BEING EVER! … well, except for those hundreds of brave sailors who got strafed by Zeros on the decks of those battleships, God bless ‘em … WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!?! NO FAIR!”

Thank you, Donald Trump, for putting things in their proper perspective. Even you have the capacity for (inadvertent) wisdom.

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