Press "Enter" to skip to content

Trump somehow extends the 'Tim Apple' gaffe story one more day

Hint: Donald, no one really cares about this. We had a laugh at the expense of Your Heinous and were quite prepared to move on. And yet this morning, for some incomprehensible reason, you decided to weigh in again.

x

LET

IT

GO

YOU 

FUCKING

LUNATIC

Of course, his previous explanation, to a group of RNC donors, was that he’d actually said “Tim Cook Apple” really fast, but the “Cook” part was said softly. As if he’s ever said anything without sounding like a jet engine sucking in a herd of ostriches. Seriously, L’il Donnie. Every PR professional knows that your explanations are supposed to get more plausible, not less, as you go. This is “Kim Jong Un found a unicorn”-level shit. 

Someone really needs to give Trump an Oval Office piss pot so they can check if his urine is blue.

***

Yo! Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is now available at Amazon! Buy there (or at one of the other fine online retailers carrying it), or be square. And get ready for the SEQUEL, “Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump,” coming in April.

****

RELATED  The Party of Reagan: Back to the Future

But wait, there’s more! The Fierce, Fabulous (and Mostly Fictional) Adventures of Mike Ponce, America’s First Gay Vice President is also available at Amazon! You can get two great political humor ebooks for less than the price of the coffee you’ll be spitting out on your tablet when you read them!


The Politicus is a collaborative political community that facilitates content creation directly on the site. Our goal is to make the political conversation accessible to everyone.

Any donations we receive will go into writer outreach. That could be advertising on Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit or person-to-person outreach on College campuses. Please help if you can:

Subscribe
Notify of
guest

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

0 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x