Hint: Donald, no one really cares about this. We had a laugh at the expense of Your Heinous and were quite prepared to move on. And yet this morning, for some incomprehensible reason, you decided to weigh in again.
Of course, his previous explanation, to a group of RNC donors, was that he’d actually said “Tim Cook Apple” really fast, but the “Cook” part was said softly. As if he’s ever said anything without sounding like a jet engine sucking in a herd of ostriches. Seriously, L’il Donnie. Every PR professional knows that your explanations are supposed to get more plausible, not less, as you go. This is “Kim Jong Un found a unicorn”-level shit.
Someone really needs to give Trump an Oval Office piss pot so they can check if his urine is blue.
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