No word on whether they spent any time at the cee-ment pond.


Trump on Monday once again welcomed a college football champion with a spread of fast food, serving the FCS champion North Dakota State University Bison chicken sandwiches from Chick-fil-A and Big Macs from McDonald's instead of a fancier meal prepared by White House chefs. The lunch was reminiscent of the pizza, burgers and fries feast he offered to the FBS champion Clemson Tigers, who visited the White House in January.

Trump boasted then that he paid for that fast food spread out of his own pocket due to a partial government shutdown that was then ongoing. The White House did not immediately respond to an email asking if the president also paid personally for Monday's meal.

Trump's comments Monday suggest that drive-thru fare could become a new tradition in his administration. He told the team that he could have had the White House chef whip up something nice for the players but second-guessed it. “I know you people,” he said to laughter from the team.

Do you? Because they’re world-class athletes who routinely eat healthy food, not gelatinous cubes like you who will absorb any organic material that comes into their path — so long as it isn’t green, leafy, or a vegetable.

Sadly, he wasn’t really serving this crap to the North Dakota State Bison football team. He was regurgitating it into the mouths of his supporters like a mother robin. How better to look like a regular guy than to serve your guests homophobic sandwiches and blood sugar-spiking cholesterol bombs. 

I can’t even with this guy.


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