I seriously can’t keep up with the crazy sometimes. Just as I’m done reeling from the latest Trump grotesquerie, another comes along. And another. It’s as if my dentist has gone from administering a little bit of nitrous to help me through a difficult teeth cleaning to sawing open my skull and spackling the folds of my brain with ayahuasca.
What. The. Ever. Living. Fuck?
President Donald Trump, in a discussion with conservative radio show host Hugh Hewitt Tuesday, spoke highly of Patriots coach Bill Belichick’s abilities — to the extent that he thinks Belichick would be able to translate his prowess from the football field to the military.
“If I ever had a military battle, I’d call Belichick up and say, ‘What do you think, what do you think? Give me a couple of ideas,‘ ” Trump said. “He’d be as good as any general out there.”
Sure, why the fuck not? I guess I should be relieved that he’s not relying entirely on Jared. But still. I’m not quite sure how gridiron tactics translate to the battlefield. Probably not real well.
Oh, and you thought the crazy ended there? You naif.
“China will own the United States if this election is lost by Donald Trump,” Trump, referring to himself in the third person, told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt. “If I don't win the election, China will own the United States. You're going to have to learn to speak Chinese, you want to know the truth.”
I honestly can’t take much more of this. I’m not even kidding.
Let’s all support Joe to the nth degree so this long national nightmare can finally end.
Please. I beg of you.
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